CHICKA CHIKA WHAT UP

gearstrata:

im proud of you brah. you seriously earned those tickets like that…

damn.

aight mc hammer is ridiculous but ill go witcha.

RIDICULOUS

HELL NAH HE’S GOOD

HE’S DAMN GOOD AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS EVER

gearstrata:

… square.

… i ain’t got no comment but good job lil buddy.

FUCK YEAH

WON ‘EM THROUGH A FREESTYLE CONTEST YA’KNOW??????

SAID I WAS THE MOST RIDICULOUS SPITFIRE THEY’VE HEARD, SO THEY LET ME HAVE THE TICKETS AS THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT OR SOMETHING

BUT YEAH

IT’S NEXT SATURDAY

YOU BETTER NOT DITCH OR ELSE YOU WON’T KNOW WHAT’LL HIT YOU BRO

AND I SAY THIS WITH A LOT OF LOVE

gearstrata:

a’ight.

what.

DUDE

YOU’RE NOT GUESSING????????????

OK LET ME JUST MAKE IT EASIER

I’MMA MAKE IT SO DAMN OBVIOUS THAT THE RIGHT ANSWER WILL BE DOING PIROUETTES AND FIREWORKS IN FRONT OF YOU

BUT

GUESS WHO SCORED TICKETS TO AN MC HAMMER CONCERT IN A FEW DAYS????????????

gearstrata:

heh. aight dawg.

>mock bodyslams into the water by jumping up and falling backwards before letting go and just laughing/grinning at square.

>literally wetter than a dog’s nose now.

>so angry.

>so very angry.

>launches himself at square in at attempt to tackle him down!!

gearstrata:

>cannonball into the water right beside square then pop out and try to grab him in a headlock.

>CUE FLAILING. lots of flailing and MAD SPLASHING ‘cause wow no.

DUDE LEMME GO

>puts hands on saw’s arms and tries to pry them off!!!

gearstrata:

>shoves square back IN the door by his face as he dashes past

>FLASKFMSA???

EXCUSE YOU????????????????? THAT IS FUCKING CHEATING

>tries to catch up!!! WILL CATCH UP because fuck you, he’s like the flash here.

gearstrata:

implying you’re bigger than you are.

BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES YO

SO DON’T ACT ALL SURPRISED WHEN YOU’RE SOAKED FROM HEAD TO TOE

gearstrata:

if you splash me you’re so going down yo.

just fair warning.

IMPLYING YOU AIN’T GOING DOWN WITH ME

BRING IT BROSEPH

I’M READY, LET’S GO

gearstrata:

correction:

can’t break what you can’t reach.

I’M EYE TO EYE WITH YOUR CROTCH BRO

JUST SAYIN’

(Source: nonsinusoidal)

gearstrata:

squarebro.

i’m breakin’ a rule.

you are being fuckin adorable.

NOT COOL

NOT ALLOWED

I’MMA BREAK YOUR NOSE FOR SAYIN THAT

(Source: nonsinusoidal)